ughbenedict:

I know.

heathicorn:

am i the only one who rehearses things i might say in advance? and I don’t mean like my theoretical oscars acceptance speech i mean like what i’ll say to the pizza guy when I answer the door in my pjs

partly inspired by (×)

zebablah:

sherlockspeare:

(X)

what the fuck is wrong with interviewers

glowcloud:

u know when u wake up and u can’t remember ANYTHING specific about a dream that u had but u just have this vague FEELING from that dream… that fucks me up

make me chooseliamsdunbar asked

boyd’s death or allison’s death (x)
Mum: I think I want to watch that series you were watching a few weeks ago
Me: Which one?
Mum: It was something like 'orphan is the new black'
Me: That's two separate shows
Mum: No
there was a one with dark hair in glasses that you thought was hot
and i'm pretty sure she was a lesbian
because she was going out with that blonde lady
Me: That still could be either show
Mum: I think there were clones
Me: There we go.